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Straight From the Center of Their Volcano Lair

by The Falcon Lords

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    Comes with a 16 page fully illustrated comic book by James Callahan and cover art by Becky Furey

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1.
Supervillians get sore when I soar cuz I’m bringin you more I got an underground lair it’s so hardcore It’s got a dancefloor plus a bodyguard at the door And a nuclear robot that does all chores Feathers will fly when I pluck our your eye you might die Supervillians are so shook they don’t even try Cuz if they do I got a forcefield and it’s true Disintegration on impact is waiting for you Look into my eyes surprise I’m a falcon Lord Falcon got a real freaky concept; you and me fly away in the Falcon Jet Vladivostok, Maracaibo we can go wherever we want right after the show It might get a little warm but I know that it’s fun Cuz it’s a rocket pack you and me straight for the sun When I metamorphosize hear my cries in the skies When you look into my eyes surprise I’m a falcon Never hesitate whenever danger calls All of you shall witness the day when babylon falls I get phone calls from outer space but they can be traced All the pigeon mcs stealin food from my plate I stay up late Yes, I’m Lord Falcon the Great My wingspan protects my people from the people that hate When I metamorphosize hear my cries in the skies When you look into my eyes surprise I’m a falcon Look into my eyes surprise I’m a falcon When I metamorphosize hear my cries in the skies When you look into my eyes surprise I’m a falcon
2.
One day deep in our volcano we were sleeping soundly Dreams of little falcon babies floating softly through our heads I had snakes and llamas sewn on my falcon pajamas Man they used to be my favorite until they all got blown away When the robots attacked we were flat on our back We had to make up for the moment we were late to react My falcon swords from the shelf another drink for my health Won’t someone save this city from itself Razor blades for fingers they had laser beams for eyes They were bent on our destruction and the earth would be their prize When the robots attacked we were flat on our back We had to make up for the moment we were late to react My falcon swords from the shelf another drink for my health Won’t someone save this city from itself Everything we love is gone We picked ourselves up off the ground And then we combined all our strengths And when we got them in our sights We blew them all away
3.
When I look around every corner I see all that Falcon Vision can see When I walk around in my falcon outfit everyone is staring at me According to the ministry of information You should be afraid of this world According to the ministry of information You listen to them You listen to them Whoa All I really want is to be adored by loads and loads of screamin fans Then after the show we can go and thwart some supervillian’s evil plans Tell me why they always wanna try and chain me Try and cut me out with a rusty knife Tell me that I’m paranoid but you couldn’t blame me I listen to them Allright I listen to them Whoa I flew too high Too high into the sun I flew too high Too high into the Sun
4.
Goddamn you diamond thief you ain’t gonna steal my bling Look up in the sky it’s a bird, a plane It’s the Mayor of Falcon City and he’s goin insane The words on his desk say “In God we Trust” Crazier than a bag of fuckin Falcon Dust He’s got a golden office with a platinum chair Under investigation but he don’t care He’s got a whole harem but he don’t share He can do what he wants cuz he’s the mayor Steady spending my dough on hos yeah Ridin ‘round in limos yeah It’s a shame Wearin all those fancy clothes yeah I want you to know right now yeah The mayor’s corrupt Goddamn you diamond thief you ain’t gonna steal my bling Mayor of Falcon City runs around in a rage When he sees a supervillian running out of his cage He always gets so jealous when we step on stage That’s why the Mayor of Falcon City has to pull out a guage He’s in the zone too much cologne he grabs a red phone “Falcon Lords Help Us!” the city is prone He takes a little girl’s teddy bear and tears it in half Because the Mayor of Falcon City always likes to laugh Steady spending my dough on hos yeah While my bank account is zero It’s a shame Question why he’s a city hero y’all know he’s such a fool I want you to know right now yeah The mayor’s corrupt
5.
Chronozilla 02:46
It was a drunken night like any out on the town And the Falcon Lords had a little money So we were all throwing down As hard as we can Another drink for my friends, another drink for the bar A million dollars doesn’t go very far When you keep throwing down As hard as you can There was a flash in the sky, the falcon symbol was lit I ordered one more shot and then I finished it quick Out the door, we had to catch all of the evil before It destroys any more of the city that I love It’s the city that I love Chronozilla Well, when we got to the scene, he was slowing down time He hit me with a laser beam and took control of my mind I went blind, why do you have to be so cruel to be kind? Please don’t destroy any more of the city that I love It’s the city that I love Chronozilla
6.
People always ask “Who is he?” I tell em “Wizzy” Wizzy Falcone and he likes to get busy He stacks tracks and then he destroys And if you’re thinking of fuckin’with Wizzy, “Kill the noise” Straight mack and he’s got the knack, But if you’re studio’s wack, then Wizzy’s breaking your back A certified hit, and you know it’s legit, When Wizzy does it, he always gets way into his shit Wizzy does it Now Wizzy wanna see them booties out of the floor He don’t wanna witness you holdin’ up the wall anymore I know you’ll never love another, he’s the one you adore Cuz he brings it to you fresh and so hardcore Cuz he was makin’ hits when you were suckin’ your thumb Remember Wizzy? The one you got your idea from? You better think twice when you’re makin’ your plans Cuz if you’re bringin’ the beer, “Wizzy don’t drink out of cans” Wizzy does it Wizzy Falcon also known as White Diamond Makes me sound fresh to death when I’m rhymin’ Audio cage he built to put crime in #1 wizard of rock and still climbin’ Wizzy does it People always ask “Who is he?” I tell em “Wizzy” Wizzy Falcone and he likes to get busy He stacks tracks and then he destroys And if you’re thinking of fuckin’with Wizzy, “Kill the noise”
7.
Falcon City 02:39
We always go out at midnight We’re always searching for crime Deep in this Falcon City You and I But oh We can never let her go She’s so dirty but we love her so And if you know her like I do You’d never be afraid You’d never be Here in the chaos of danger We’re always searchin for sin Ooh baby when we find it We jump right in But oh We can never let her go She’s so dirty but we love her so And if you know her like I do You’d never be afraid You’d never be But oh We can never let her go She’s so dirty but we love her so And if you know her like I do You’d never be afraid You’d never be afraid The city’s changed me forever The city stays the same I can’t let her go Falcon City Falcon City
8.
Falcon Love 02:50
I wanna take you to the Clermont on a first date Ooh girl it’s Falcon Love I wanna demonstrate I said the Clermont that’s where I take the ladies My Honda Civic’s gonna ride like a Mercedes with you inside We’re gonna take a slow ride down Ponce De Leon You know it’s on my word is my bond And I don’t care if you’re a redhead brunette or a blonde It’s Falcon Love girl I wanna take you back to a time With little Falcon Babies Used to walk out on the street Without anything to eat And someone would offer they hand Maybe a quarter maybe a dollar Maybe a fifty dollar bill Cuz with the Falcon Love yer gettin all the extras No matter how freaky know I’ll always respect ya And check ya into fine hotels And pay outrageous bills at Sonny’s Bar-B-Que for your meals It’s so easy when I look in your eyes strange and beautiful Like stars they shine brightly like blue skies and candy skies Once you realize the windows of your soul see straight through mine Everybody wants control You can’t take time you can only spend it Foolishly or wisely how much is unintended There’s a plan if we can we can walk this land Soon we’ll find what it is we are here For
9.
I met a girl made out of chrome Now she wants take me home And so we hit the road And then she changes into a chopper I hop atop her, nothing can stop her And then shen changes into a hot chick I really like it My metallic vagina Lemme see what makes you tick Let’s hit the road And then she changes into a chopper I hop atop her, nothing can stop her And then shen changes into a hot chick I really like it I love this machine This machine’s not made for love My metallic vagina
10.
Falcon Lords’ Executive Manbriefs Manbriefs Manbriefs baby Falcon Lords’ Executive Manbriefs Manbriefs Manbriefs baby They protect you from the elements All the criminal elements They protect your family birthright They protect you from the elephants All the purple elephants They protect you from the elephants for now Manbriefs Manbriefs Manbriefs baby Falcon Lords’ Executive Manbriefs Manbriefs Manbriefs baby They’re designed by NASA scientists Who quit the space program Falcon Lords’ Executive Manbriefs Gave up their careers As fuckin NASA scientists To protect you from the elements for now Executive Manbriefs Falcon Lords Executive Manbriefs
11.
I put my claws in your heart I pull em straight to my beak And I devour your soul my falcon powers complete Diving straight from the sun tear the flesh from your back Better run if you can from my falcon attack We are The Falcon Lords We’re coming straight from the center of our volcano lair We’ve come to tear out your eyes cuz The Falcon Lords care Diving straight from the sun tear the flesh from your back Better run if you can from my falcon attack We are The Falcon Lords Deep within our falcon lair We can all relax Floating in our falcon beds Safe from all attack Well it’s a long long way From the world out there I put my claws in your heart I pull em straight to my beak And I devour your soul my falcon powers complete Diving straight from the sun tear the flesh from your back Better run if you can from my falcon attack We are The Falcon Lords

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These masked musicians made the ultimate party record about the city they love. With sounds that range from the dirty south swag of "Falcon Suprise" to the college dance anthem "Chronozilla", the Falcon Lords demonstrate their comprehensive understanding of modern song structure and sonic experimentation.

"Straight From the Center of Their Volcano Lair” was produced and mixed By Graham Marsh, whose credits include Gnarls Barkley and Lionel Richie. In addition, the record comes packaged with a fully illustrated comic book by James Callahan that brings The Falcon Lords' vigilante exploits to life!

credits

released March 4, 2010

Lord Falcon Falconrod III - lead singer/beat master
Lord Falconhorn - guitarist
Lady Falcon Flame - bassist

Recorded and Mixed by Graham Marsh at Maze Studios
Engineered by Rob Gardner
Additional percussion by Kris Sampson
Mastered by John Horesco III
Cover art by Becky Furey
Photography by Brenda Ubhoff
Comic book by James Callahan, Chris Miller, JJ Haze, and Matty Fatt Sacks

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